Hair on Fire

7 x 3 x 2

stoneware paperclay, underglazes, glazes

2024

private collection

I got my haircut today

it took less time 

than having my car washed

 

I went to one of those quick cut places 

The kind you can just walk in 

It’s a dice roll on who you get.

 

I usually go to a fancy salon 

where it takes hours for a cut

and you wait a month for an appointment. 

 

There’s cool music playing 

and they serve you fancy hot tea

 

This was not that kind of place. 

And it’s not that kind of haircut.

 

A little lopsided, 

not a whole lot of attention to detail

 

But you know what?

 

You know what I won’t do?

 

I might not go there again*

But I also won’t go online and give them a bad review 

or go back and complain and ask for my money back

Or worse yet: ask them to fix it.

 

Because I got what I paid for:

A quick, cheap hair cut

with very little chit-chat.

 

My hair will grow out 

and next time I’ll plan ahead

 

But what I realized while I was sitting in that salon chair

 

I was getting my hair cut by someone 

who probably wished 

she was someplace else 

doing something else.

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